i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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