i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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