he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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