hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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