Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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