sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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