So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I am naked and annoyed.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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