Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize