Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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