he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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