That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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