i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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