My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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