we have officially lost it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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