who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
