If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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