That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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