So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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