Need sex. Gaining weight.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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