A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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