that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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