I'm really into asian looking animals
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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