Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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