My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I need to sanitize my soul.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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