So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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