I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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