I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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