All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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