ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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