Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He passed out mid-signature
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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