the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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