There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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