So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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