she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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