i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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