I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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