Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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