That's intense
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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