I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
