i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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