I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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