Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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