TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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