Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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