And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize