Don't you send me to vm
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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