I want to stick my p in your. b.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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