i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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