It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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