Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm so fucking centered right now
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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