I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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