i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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