Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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