would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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