well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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