Is it normal to miss your booty call?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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