awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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