My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
