so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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